Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.

"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.

by Omi777 May 8, 2024

Crackerism

A White behavior (ex. not seasoning food)

Black guy: Oh hell nahh! This recipe look fire but the dude ain’t use no seasoning

Mexican guy: Nahh, foo thats a Crackerism!

by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024

Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.

"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."

by WrongTime May 13, 2024

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024