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A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020
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Team-raudery

When the team spends a week team building and then finds out they are switching to another team and instead of saying "What the fuck".
I can't believe we have been agile training all week and then they go and change the teams, there goes Team-raudery!
by forwardslashdotj November 19, 2020
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Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"
by ToadNipps November 29, 2020
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Your Team

A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020
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Nurture team

The term "nurture team" is a group operating inside SEN and SEMH schools that has a meaningless role within the setting and has no operational effect.
Today has been a nurture team kind of day.
by Killerbikinivampiregirls February 13, 2020
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Kirkwood Ski Team

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!
You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!
by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020
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C Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".
What team should I be in if I wanna be surrounded by the best?
Dude, obviously you want to join C Team
by ClearlyNotBasedGoof February 27, 2020
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