THOMAS

The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.

I am Thomas

"Nice" - Beta male Brian

by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021

caeden thomas taylor

The coolest strongest and smartest guy to ever live

Wow caeden Thomas taylor is is cool.

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

Mr Thomas

An angry Canadian man who teaches RS and loves ice hockey stands in the humanities block 24/7 and gets people detentions for having their shirt untucked.

oh look it's Mr Thomas better tuck in our shirts

by Mexico_is_#1 December 19, 2021

Thomas

the fattest but still loveable guy

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb

by Imaztae December 23, 2021

thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate

two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit

by aylith December 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'

by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021