Kevinism

When your argument makes no sense and you realize your wrong you have to backtrack by sending memes even though you complain about the group chat sending them

David: kevin your suck balls so many

Kevin: sending picture of his testicles

David: this is a kevinism

by Myhairyballs373773 July 10, 2023

dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.

I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.

by risekevin July 13, 2023

Kevin

A dumb man

My son can be a Kevin

by 459395 July 14, 2023

Pulling a Kevin Spacey

A pedophile coming out as gay.

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.

by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023

Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!

Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin

by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D

Kevin should not be a rapper

by ilovearlsweatshirt August 17, 2023

Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023