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Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
by Jnardooo August 27, 2023
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Road rage

Tijmen is road rage itself
by AniTheFur August 28, 2023
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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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Raged kid

A bad YouTuber: EVERYONE IS A RAGED KID!!1!1!1!
by VantaBlack526 September 20, 2023
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Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.
RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...
by Raymurda October 5, 2023
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rage-isode

Intermittent short bursts of uncontrollable rage or ranting
Looks like that guy is having another rage-isode.
by KeithStone78 October 6, 2023
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Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.
My government computer is giving me tech rage.
by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023
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