Lost my mind

I haven't had a mind since that Megyn Kelly bikini photo. That's what did it.

Hym Iam "THAT is when and exactly when I 'Lost my mind.' And I haven't had one since."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2026

Frosting my crumble cake

Where an individual laying on their back, their legs bent over their head and anus pointing upwards, then proceeds to crumble a cookie/cake pieces into their rectum another person cums/finishes in first person(s)rectum

Oh baby I love when you're frosting my crumble cake

by gavin@amway February 19, 2026

straggening my straggenoff

when you jerk ya cawk

“Hey dad im straggening my straggenoff!”
“Fuck yeah son!!!”

by jxsh6.moneygng February 22, 2026

My type/kind of dreams

I have a niche/unique type of dreams that only affects me and the clues in the name, so it is a literal reason why I call it that. Because every time I wake up after one I always wake up normally, as in without screaming or any of that jazz. It’s either that or I always have normal dreams, which are the opposite to scary ones. I feel like I’ve never had nightmares, and so that I’m so lucky with that.

Do you know what my type/kind of dreams are? No, I do not, and I don’t think that you or any living thing will/would understand, what I even mean by it. Because I feel like I’m the only ever living thing with it, and have always had it, meaning that I’ve had it my whole life and it probably came at the exact same time as/when I was born. So I feel that my type of dreams are the only other kind, and either there will/have been two kinds of dreams, because it could have come earlier from when I was even born, or that there are always two whenever I’m even around/alive. And I think that it’s more the second one, there always being two whenever I’m around/alive.

by Milosh2008 February 22, 2026

Got my Papers

You are so high, they have you papers (contract) to explore space from being so high.

I got my papers last night while we smoked.

by Zalakie February 22, 2026

Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026