by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010
Get the Post-Coital Butterscotch mug.Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 19, 2010
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by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
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by Mythman93 August 9, 2012
Get the Pussy-Bait Post mug.Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
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"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
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"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 4, 2015
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Get the most liked post mug.An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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