This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010
Get the rusty jacket mug.A shitty gossip blog that invades the privacy of writers in the small press. Goes around violating the privacy of writers on facebook by making their private facebook postings public. One of the many shit bloggers out there thinking they're famous because they hammer on people who don't deserve it.
The Rusty Nail emerged when she decided to stalk a certain author's Xanga blog, she got five of the writers blogs pulled when the writer had a video blog revealing who she is.
by illinoishorrorman November 4, 2010
Get the The Rusty Nail mug.When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
Get the Rusty Rinse mug.the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010
Get the rusty venture mug.When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
by Bustadave November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.by whattt? November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.
2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 24, 2010
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