The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

Rule 35

Everything will be sus at some point.

Grant: They put mayo on my pizza!
Sam: lol rule 35 bro

by sussyprovobaka69 July 17, 2021

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

rule 135

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.

ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023

Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

by Baumz February 7, 2019

rule 194

Anybody with the name of Lux must marry Fizzy

"Rule 194 states that you must marry me"
"who tf are you"

by JfizzyYT August 15, 2022

Rule 76

There is always, and I mean ALWAYS, furry porn of it.

Spiderman turns into Spiderman Yiff 18+. We know that, because of Rule 76. Fuck Rule 76.

by Noobinthetrash November 2, 2022