Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

cheeky nut

The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.

Matt: turn around
Me: *turns around*
Matt (with one testicle hanging out of his fly): cheeky nut

by josef (joey) s February 25, 2022

leg nut

leg nut

leg nut yes leg nut

by leg nut August 24, 2021

gruesome nut

when your nut is particularly gruesome

Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up

by dickytwister6969696969 June 14, 2021

J-nut

An amazing person. If you're friend is amazing, this is what you would use as their nickname.

-Hey J-nut! I just nutted!

by Helhai June 15, 2021

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.

Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!

by TNfiend May 30, 2023