word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.

When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.

by The Bulldg November 9, 2015

mother of night fork

Bitch; Annoying bitch

(short as mnf)

She's such a mother of night fork

by prass November 17, 2016

mother fraction

A phrase used by math teachers as a substitute for mother fucker. Originated from a math teacher by the name of Mr. Avasan.

Ohh shitos that hurt like a mother fraction!

by Mysterious R November 27, 2018

Mother-Friend

The girlfriend of one's father or mother.

My dad starting dating my mother-friend after my mother passed away.

by Stepman December 4, 2018

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

Your Mother

Fat; black; Tyler Perry; Whoopi Goldberg.

Your Mother was nice last night.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018