January 19th

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 3rd

National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them

Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..

by Clvdii December 31, 2021

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022