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Emily

I am Emily,

I got the crazy everybody wants.

I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole

With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.

You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!

I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words

But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!

lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love

I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬

I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!

I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community

Everyone is Beautiful

except for

the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
Emily, your an asshole! But what a sweet asshole you are! 🥴
by God-ass November 15, 2022
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Emily

A real prick she is. Fucking snake and toxic gworl. She's probably the worst like emily in pairs the arsehole. Probably the kid who carves a secret out of you and then tells the whole fucking school.
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
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Emily

Is a stupid cunt who's ugly face is a deterrent for all people. Never talk to an Emily just spit on her and walk away.
by Heeeeehhheeeee November 22, 2022
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Emily is a grumpy little lassie who will do the stabby, into you eyes.
"Hey Emily"
"*Insane noises*"
"Ok emily, time for bed."
by ExistingSomeone November 24, 2022
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Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…
“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles
by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022
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emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.
"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."
by LouisKablois December 30, 2021
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Girl 1:omg look at her!
Girl 2:ikr she’s such an Emily
by Plantsfolife December 31, 2021
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