Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

Angry little bites

A very angry and hungry midget

Oh wow look at that! that midget has gone Banana's almost like an angry little bites

by _Tobi_Kadachi_ April 28, 2022

The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022

Angry

The thing that I am right now.

Hym "This is infuriating! I haven't done the work? Bullshit! I just haven't gone through the proper channels. I've done the work. I need to legitimize myself for what reason? Your discretion m. Nothing more. God, I'm so angry right now!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Angry Chipmunk

When a man ejaculates into somebody's mouth with so much ejaculate that the cheeks puff out like a chipmunk with a mouth full of food.

I came in her mouth so hard last night that she ended up with an angry chipmunk.

by The Fiery Pen November 8, 2022