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Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
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Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024
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jackson lowery

Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.
I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.
by Level150Giga April 9, 2024
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jackson

jackson is a very kind person. a very good friend. will help you out with your problems and situations. very good undercover friend. someone who u can trust and count on. makes dumb jokes but are somehow funny. he will be a very good future man he can cook and take care of you. jackson’s are cool people especially if they are cat people. jackson will sit on the phone and play fortnite will you all day and talk on the phone. if you know a jackson don’t loose them as your friend!
friend1: omg did you hear about that new guy jackson at our school?
friend2: yes! he is so hot and cool to talk to

friend1: i know right i definitely want to get to know him
friend2: same!!!
by always124 April 10, 2024
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Jackson Foix

Some short retarded gnome, he is French, and has over 1,000 hours on Fortnite battle Royal. He’s a cutie patootie, who will rizz up woman named Amberlyn . A common Hot Karl enthusiast.
Hey you know that short gnome, he’s a Jackson Foix.

Yeah, I flippin hate that guy.
by Skibbidi April 19, 2024
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micheal jackson

by ginger_eater124367 April 22, 2024
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Jackson

A dolt.
Man: Woah Jackson is stupid!
Sammy: yeah he’s a dolt; I love him.
by svenshanka May 12, 2024
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