tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

tree

a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.

'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'

TREEEEEEEE

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018