by Remydacat February 4, 2026
Get the Text Mustard mug.A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.
Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026
Get the Touch-texting mug.Essentially, parents who are rich and famous enough to, say, get their kids an acting or recording deal without talent.
This whole chart’s got nothing but kids of blue text parents these days… and to think there was talent here.
by Handull February 15, 2026
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