push monkey

Young, muscular people, usually shirtless men, who push the manual rides at medieval festivals, Renaissance faires, and the like.

(Advice for apprentice faire actors.) "Just tell 'em not to luv up too much on push monkeys and they'll probably be OK!" - Matt Worsham

by Donalan January 15, 2010

Lava Monkey

a racist term for a hawaiian person or an islander in the state of hawaii.

these dirty lava monkeys are eating all the god damn spam.

by nakattack December 9, 2010

Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

monkey people

A person who acts out of lower or lack of consciousness. Acting selfishly without care for others.

Another one of those monkey people just cut me off in traffic.

by CGi May 26, 2007

monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

by StudNET November 14, 2003