Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022

sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

Sausage on a plate

Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .

Ethan was impressed with Paul’s sausage on a plate.

by Awol_partydrunk June 4, 2022

Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Sausage taco

Thca in law

Bobby made sausage taco

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022