Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.

"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"

by dixonhand June 30, 2020

Pickle Rick

Low-key the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

“Lmao dude he turned himself into a pickle, he is pickle Rick”

by Forqotenn September 3, 2020

Pickle Rick

When Rick from Rick & Morty turns himself into a pickle, and it's the funniest thing EVER.

Rick: Hey Morty look, I'm a pickleee!!! OH YEAH!!!! I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!

by A hockey player September 17, 2020

Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.

"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?

by CNU Tonight October 1, 2020

Pickle

What your dad smokes out of when he stays up all night. Or that thing you twist to get speed air into your body.

My dad doesnt sleep or eat because all he cares about is twisting the pickle

by M.tflea October 1, 2020

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012

Sizzling Pickle

When you read something, whether it be a quote, a phrase, a sentence, or a whole novel, and you wish you wrote it. That is a sizzling pickle.

Friend: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"

Me: "Man, that is one sizzling pickle."

by Toni Cupcake December 9, 2012