the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015

doo wop looking mother fucker

those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away

look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker

by the doo wop bandit June 26, 2015

Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love June 30, 2016

Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker

"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"

by VanDyke Brown August 24, 2016

Manny's Mother

A hoe.

She is like the little electric scooters at Walmart...
Anyone can ride

You see that stripper she's Manny's mother. Her second employer is a pimp.

by Pandafacedkoala November 9, 2016

mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015