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Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 3, 2020
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Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
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Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.
Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points
by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021
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Big Jew

A bog Jew is a baden
Person 1: your a Jew
Person 2: no your a big jew
by Shfgjf6764 March 19, 2021
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Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.
A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.
by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021
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