noah

noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.

person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”

person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”

by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024

noah loves rylee

noah just loves rylee so much! so leave him alone

person 1 “noah loves rylee sm!”
person 2 “ yeah everyone needs to leave him alone”

by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024

Noah Pachur

Noah Pachur is HIM

Noah Pachur that guy I guess. He is so ski bidi when he fanum taxes your food.

by Horse yk that Horse May 21, 2024

Noah

Guy who came out as gay on new years then denies everything onwards.

"NOAH IS A GAY BITCH"

by EPGames May 22, 2024

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

Noah

Noah is the best boyfriend you can ever have he’s extremely handsome and don’t have high standards

Chloe: Omg Noah just got with the nerd

Emilia: He really don’t got high standards

by Ggbhgvg November 25, 2021

Noah

Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021