ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!

Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!

by mememetoo October 19, 2020

Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.

Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

by The Voodoo September 25, 2013

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre May 9, 2012

riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.

Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*

by Demascuslol March 23, 2011