They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
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1. The offspring of The Greek Light God, Apollo, particularly his starchild demigod and winged male muse children.
2. Divine children of a sun, star or moon deity
3. A divine or guiding spirit, particularly one pertaining to the sun, stars or moon.
4. Seraphim angels
5. Lightworkers and star-child demigods.
6. The Silver Elves
1. The offspring of The Greek Light God, Apollo, particularly his starchild demigod and winged male muse children.
2. Divine children of a sun, star or moon deity
3. A divine or guiding spirit, particularly one pertaining to the sun, stars or moon.
4. Seraphim angels
5. Lightworkers and star-child demigods.
6. The Silver Elves
The winged male muse children of Apollo, The Shining Ones lounged on an asteroid in outer-space, held ancient Greek instruments, gazed in the mirror and boasted, 'Doesn't everyone know that we are the most ethereal hotties, in The Cosmos?'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 29, 2022
Get the Shining One mug.1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
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Get the doo one mug.one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.
by Joel February 26, 2003
Get the choded one mug.Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
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Get the Negative-oned mug.5 guys that were formed in 2010 - 2015. they became four guys that decided to go on 18 months break. it's been 70 months since they announced their hiatus. where the fuck is one direction now and why aren't they announcing their reunion yet?
ONE DIRECTION COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THE WORLD NEEDS YOU HELP US WE ARE LOOSING OUR MINDS WITH YOUR OLD MUSIC FROM 2011 2012 2013 2014 AND 2015 WE NEED SOME NEW MUSIC IN 2021 FROM THE BAND WE NEED YOU TOGETHER YOU HAVE TO REUNITE A.S.A.P. THANK YOU
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