Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

Nicholas Name

You know how you can have a nick name that's a shortened or more fun version of your name? Well a Nicholas Name is a fancier and more sophisticated version of your regular name!

Hey, my name is Maggie. But my Nicholas Name is Margaret , what's yours?
Oh my Nicholas Name is Bartholomew but regular name is Bart!

by mimlady05 June 28, 2021

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021

my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022

names

1. Plural of name

2. The worst definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

1. That's alotta names

2. Never search for any type of name on the Urban Dictionary! None of these definitions are useful! Just like zodiac signs.

by banflimflam August 21, 2022

My name is chiki chiki chiki chiki

when u pee on the place of dog

hahahah im just my name is chiki chiki chiki chiki

by aidvhne September 4, 2022