When you get smashed on booger sugar, get your cock out at the party and order a low grade hooker from the internet.
by Crazy kunt August 4, 2021
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Get the Dirty Spud mug.An act where you roll in milk, then seasoning, fry yourself until you become a fried chicken piece, and then feed yourself to your pet guinea pig.
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Get the Dirty Boggy mug.The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!
by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Croft mug.When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
by Deedav August 4, 2021
Get the Dirty blanket mug.The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.
by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021
Get the Dirty Hanky mug.The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
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