Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson

Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock

by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022