canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you

Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!

by CoolCookey May 16, 2018

sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family

when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.

Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman

by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017

Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.

Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"

by Zauz February 28, 2017

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013