When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.
“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”
“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”
“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”
by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025
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Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight
Actual meaning: an animal
Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight
Actual meaning: an animal
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Get the Interrupting cow mug.A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
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Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
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