Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Silly Willy

Silly Willy is so silly. Only call the silliest of willies, Silly Willy.

"Is that Silly Willy? He's so silly."

by 323123241232 October 2, 2023

Ian Willy Bowden

A pp head who likes pps and has a -8 inch pp

Ian:im a Ian Willy Bowden

by Didboy October 4, 2023

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Willy Barbour

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.

person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender

by ComradeClark January 23, 2020

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020

DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.

Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night

by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020