September 21st

National ask someone out day!

Will you go out with me? It’s September 21st!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 21st

National give your crush your hoodie day

Give your crush your hoodie it’s September 21st!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 23rd

National hit your ex day

Let’s hit him it’s September 23rd

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 24th

National break up with your boyfriend day

We are breaking up it’s September 24th

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 10th

September 10th: A day where all annoying un-perfect brats are born. They act like it is the greatest day of they’re life when in reality, nobody cares at all. People born on this day are spoiled and try to stand out everywhere they go. They try to be the cutest girl in the class and be a pick me when nobody actually cares. In conclusion, these idiots are hypocrites.

Mark: Today is September 10th, Lucies birthday! Oh no..

by SparklePrincess29 September 15, 2021

September 16

National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum

Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16

Person2: okay daddy

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 18

Suck any boys dick today

Me: Let me suck your dick My friend: Bro wtf. Me: it’s September 18

by Thtboysean2k September 16, 2021