mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

The Mud Room Feeling

Sometimes in life you get a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe. It makes you feel safe, and content, it brings you ease. You know that this is meant to be. You have found it. The stars have aligned, everything around you sudddenly makes sense. You have found the mud room feeling.

I walked in and knew it was the house, I just felt the mud room feeling

by mls7 September 3, 2019

mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019

Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!

I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!

by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

mud bunker

a mud bunker is a mans anus thats has not benn wiped in a minimum of two weeks

damn, i would pack the fudge into the mud bunker.

by muddy jim May 17, 2018

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018