long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

Long

Long

Very long

by Urban4You August 4, 2019

Long

The word she says about his cock length when he fucks her.

Oh it's so long! Oh yes! Give me more!

by DirtyHenry August 14, 2019

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019

daddy long leg

when your legs are so long. they relate to daddy long leg spiders

'damnn abdul you have long legs your a daddy long leg'

by fatbitchuknow September 28, 2019

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019