California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

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Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.

Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.

by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022

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uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

by Greeeeyyyyyyyy February 24, 2022

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Uncle

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.

Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.

by McDuggar February 24, 2022

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Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.

Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022

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