confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020

turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Turtle

a reptile

you have a pet turtle

by milo&benji March 9, 2020

Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.

Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.

by Hardcoret March 12, 2020

Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature

The turtle is cute

by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020