January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

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January 25th - Gift lolo day

Gift Lolo Day

👿I wanna gift someone so bad
😈it’s January 25th - Gift Lolo Day!

by xvanillax January 26, 2020

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January 14

The dancing EXO king Kai was born today! Kai we love you!

My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?

Me: This is Kai from EXO

My friend: okay but why?

Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!

by hadj April 11, 2020

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After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

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January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

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January 12

In this day the most beautiful, smart and kind person was born, Rosnell, once you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He's the one you'd die for.

Rosnell is a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring and also my smile (which is very rare to see), could make the strongest of hearts melt. His music taste is amazing and i always know how to lighten the mood.

-Sup rosnell wanna shart

-Bro you're amazing, I'm glad you were born in January 12
-Bro January 12 is the birthday of a legend
my discord is Rosnell#2579

by ArthurThePro September 12, 2020

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