cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023

Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

Crackers

A food ya'll racist crackers

Me:crackers are yummy

Kaden: your a cracker and yummy ;)

by Thecumspider June 17, 2023

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

Cracker

An insult that means oppressive loser, or oppression denying loser. Though often thought to be a racial slur, it is not. It is a play on Power Dynamics. Originally from the sound of a slave owner cracking their whip. The name isn't based off the color of ones skin, but the oppressive power and privilege a person holds over another. Often used towards white people or people who are white passing due to power dynamics in modern times and through out history, but not strictly used against those who are white or white passing.

Candace Owens is on YouTube being a Cracker again.

by SoManyPickles AH! March 15, 2023