Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

Angry Incels

And the only reason you're not a dirt poor mandingo is that you stopped using your own defunct mind and let me dance you around like the puppet you are.

Hym "And if I catch either of you praising that cripple again the only virgins you're going to get in heaven are going to be angry incels who are stronger than you as a matter of default."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

angry yop

Hard Ejaculation

She was begging for a drink so I gave her and angry yop

by Scraggers December 2, 2020

Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton

man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!

by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020

angry little person

You know the guy who rage quits after he dies once

Yeah him

"You killed me, ight that's it I'm out" *leaves game*
You could say he is an angry little person

by Y0wman December 5, 2020