by SirKash December 30, 2024
Get the tradie work mug.Term popularized during brat summer in 2024 when Charli XCX and Lorde ended their tension of constantly being mistaken and compared to each other, Lorde hopping on the “Girl, so confusing” remix and spitting genuine loyal, heartfelt bars about her honest feelings toward Charli… pretty iconic if you ask me
Charli XCX: “People say we’re alike, they say we’ve got the same hair”
Lorde: “Well, honestly I was speechless when I woke up to your voice note, you told me how you’d been feeling, let’s work it out on the remix”
Lorde: “Well, honestly I was speechless when I woke up to your voice note, you told me how you’d been feeling, let’s work it out on the remix”
by Lanadelrey2012 January 8, 2025
Get the Work it out on the remix mug.The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025
Get the why does a banana battery work mug.by crazyozzyboy January 11, 2025
Get the nuts work mug.“Government work” is what one does for oneself in a shop on company time using company tools, machinery and materials. “Government work” “hides” the fact that you are stealing company resources by implying that it’s a secret, off the books, project. But since everyone knows what “government work” means you really aren’t hiding anything, you’re sharing an inside joke.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
Worker 1: What’s that? It doesn’t look like any of our usual products.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
by Gray_Hare January 16, 2025
Get the Government work mug.The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
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