weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

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Getting down in the weeds

To get down into the nitty gritty details by doing strenuous, continuous busy work to produce large quantities of data suitable for analysis.

In order to figure out get this situation corrected I’m going to be getting down in the weeds.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

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weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 17, 2022

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weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

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Weed Cat Syndrome

A phenomenon where a fictional character gets unbelievably popular the second it's revealed.

This phenomenon is named after the nickname given by the internet to the Pokemon Sprigatito, who got popular after Pokemon: Scarlet and Violet was announced.

Looks like another character on Twitter has Weed Cat Syndrome.

by Theesl September 20, 2022

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