The theory that the global economy has shifted from producing things to trading claims on things, with finance becoming not just a sector of the economy but its dominant logic. Under financialization, companies exist less to make products and more to generate shareholder value; housing becomes an investment vehicle rather than a place to live; and every aspect of life—education, health care, even relationships—gets turned into something that can be bought, sold, and securitized. The theory of global financialization explains why your rent keeps rising even though your wages don't, why your student loans are owned by three different investment firms, and why it feels like everything is a transaction now. Because it is.
Example: "She learned about the theory of global financialization and suddenly understood why her hospital bill was incomprehensible, why her landlord was a corporation she'd never meet, and why her retirement savings were invested in companies that were actively making the world worse. Everything was finance now. Nothing was just itself anymore. She felt very small and very angry."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
Get the Theory of Global Financialization mug.The theory, popularized by internet observers, that describes the inevitable lifecycle of digital platforms and, increasingly, everything else: first they're good to users, then they abuse users to benefit business customers, then they abuse both to benefit shareholders, and finally they become a hollowed-out shell of their former selves, optimized for extraction rather than utility. The theory of global enshittification explains why every app you love eventually becomes unusable, why quality declines as soon as a company goes public, and why it feels like the whole world is slowly getting worse in specifically annoying ways. It's not paranoia; it's capitalism.
Example: "He watched his favorite social media platform implement its thirtieth enshittification update—more ads, less content, features nobody asked for—and realized the theory of global enshittification was playing out in real time. The app had been good, then useful, then tolerable, and now it was just a slot machine designed to extract his attention and sell it to the highest bidder. He didn't delete it. That's how enshittification wins."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
Get the Theory of Global Enshittification mug.The critical theory proposing that dominant groups maintain power not just through force or economics, but through control over what counts as "logical" in the first place. According to this theory, the rules of logic aren't universal and neutral—they're tools of hegemony, designed to privilege certain ways of thinking while marginalizing others. Western logic (non-contradiction, excluded middle, linear reasoning) becomes the standard against which all other reasoning is judged, making indigenous epistemologies, feminine modes of thought, and non-Western philosophies appear "illogical" simply because they operate by different rules. The theory of logical hegemony explains why "that doesn't make sense" often really means "that doesn't fit my cultural framework," and why marginalized groups are constantly forced to translate their experiences into dominant logical forms to be heard.
Example: "She invoked the theory of logical hegemony when her professor dismissed indigenous knowledge as 'unscientific.' 'You're not evaluating their logic,' she said. 'You're imposing yours. The hegemony of Western rationality decides what counts as knowledge, and everything else gets called myth.' The professor said she was being relativistic. She said he was being hegemonic. Neither convinced the other, but she felt better for naming it."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
Get the Theory of Logical Hegemony mug.The meta-theoretical framework proposing that logic itself operates within paradigms—historically situated frameworks that determine what counts as valid reasoning, what counts as evidence, and what counts as a conclusion. Just as scientific paradigms shift (Newton to Einstein), logical paradigms shift too, meaning that what was perfectly logical in one era becomes questionable in the next. The theory of logical paradigms explains why medieval scholars could logically prove the existence of God using premises everyone accepted, while modern logicians reject those same proofs as unsound. It's not that logic changed; it's that the paradigm within which logic operates shifted, taking the ground rules with it. Understanding logical paradigms means recognizing that your ironclad argument might be ironclad only within a framework that others don't share.
Example: "He tried to win an argument with his religious grandmother using modern scientific logic. She responded with logic from her paradigm—scripture, tradition, revelation. He cited studies; she cited Psalms. Neither was irrational; they were operating in different logical paradigms. The theory of logical paradigms explained the impasse but didn't resolve it. They agreed to disagree, which was the only logical move available."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
Get the Theory of Logical Paradigms mug.The comprehensive framework proposing that all fields of inquiry exist on a multidimensional spectrum defined by axes including: mathematical rigor, experimental control, predictive power, reproducibility, and objectivity. This theory explains why mathematics is at one end (maximal rigor, minimal empirical content) and literary criticism at the other (minimal rigor, maximal interpretation), with everything else distributed in between. The theory of the spectrum of sciences acknowledges that "science" isn't a binary category but a region of spectral space, with fuzzy boundaries, contested territories, and ongoing border disputes. It's the theory that makes peace between warring departments by saying, "You're all on the spectrum—just different parts of it."
Example: "She used the theory of the spectrum of sciences to calm a faculty meeting where physics and sociology were fighting over funding. 'You're both on the spectrum,' she said. 'Physics is high on the mathematical-rigor axis; sociology is high on the real-world-relevance axis. Different coordinates, same spectral space. Can we share?' They couldn't, but at least they understood why they were fighting."
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Get the Theory of the Spectrum of Sciences mug.The comprehensive theoretical framework proposing that reality requires six dimensions for complete description: space (3D), time (1D), probability (1D), and initial conditions (1D). 6D Theory posits that every event, entity, or experience is fully specified only when you know its spacetime coordinates, its probability branch, and its initial conditions—the starting parameters that shaped its entire subsequent evolution. This theory explains why prediction is so hard: even if you know where something is in spacetime and which probability branch it occupies, you still need to know where it started. It also explains why understanding requires history: the present is just the unfolding of initial conditions through spacetime and probability. 6D Theory is the foundation of all sciences that deal with systems that have histories—which is to say, all real sciences.
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Theory Example: "He applied 6D Theory to his failed business, realizing he'd focused only on spacetime (location, timing) and probability (market conditions) while ignoring initial conditions (his founding team, his starting capital, his first product). The business was doomed from the start because the initial conditions were wrong, no matter how favorable everything else became. 6D Theory explained why you can't outrun your beginning."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
Get the Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Theory mug.The theory that digital platforms—social media, search engines, recommendation algorithms—function as systems of social control, shaping behavior, opinion, and identity at population scale. Unlike older forms of control (police, laws, propaganda), digital control works through seduction rather than coercion: algorithms learn what we want and give it to us, keeping us engaged, shaped, and manageable. The theory of digital social control examines how platforms create realities (by curating what we see), shape desires (by recommending what we might like), and manage populations (by predicting and influencing behavior). It's not conspiracy; it's business model. Control is exercised not through force but through the gentle, irresistible pull of personalized feeds. We think we're choosing; the theory suggests we're being chosen for.
Theory of Digital Social Control Example: "She studied the theory of digital social control and saw it everywhere—her feed showing her content that kept her engaged, angry, clicking; her recommendations shaping what she watched, bought, believed; her data used to predict and influence her next move. She wasn't a user; she was a user. The control was invisible because it felt like choice."
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