Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

Pirate AYE_adT_kok

When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member

Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars

by Joepoe May 3, 2023

prissy pirate

When going to spike a volleyball, the one foot flings up like a princess lifting her leg after a long kiss, sand flings up from the toe point and lands directly in a teammates eye

Player 1: goes to spike and flings sand
Player 2: hey you prissy pirate, you got sand in my eye!

by Pseudosciencenym August 25, 2023

king of the pirates

Something that luffy from one piece will achieve

Jamal:yo do you know about the king of the pirates? Me: yeah it’s luffy!

by starboy345 September 3, 2023

Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.

Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.

by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023

Pirate hello

Raping and pillaging. Opposite of the Irish goodbye. The pirate hello consists of raping and pillaging

Quinn’s asleep after Irish goodbyeing. Time to go pirate hello him.

“Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.

by Magnummax September 15, 2023