dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

Dark Aether

The dark dimension in the CoD Zombies Universe, playing quite a big role in the Cold War universe. Also has guant flying jellyfish for some reason.

Ay dude can we go into the dark aether l?
Nah bro can’t find the damn portal!

by Vince the nigger June 10, 2021

dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw

Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up

by Bigheavy June 17, 2021

The Dark Days

The first rebellion in The Hunger Games, in which jabberjays were used to spy on the districts.

We saw many horrors during the Dark Days of Panem.

by a dumb donkey May 24, 2021

Dark Knight

1) A person who protects and justifies the actions, behaviour, or opinions of dark-coloured individuals, regardless of whether they are controversial, racist, or illegal. It is similar to a White Knight but related to dark-skinned persons instead of females.

2) A movie title about and the nickname of Batman.

A) My black friend punched me, so I punched him back. A dark knight rushed to his aid and threatened to beat me.

B) When persons of white skin colour make controversial but factual statements concerning persons of dark skin colour, they must prepare themselves for dark knights.

C) The police had no choice but to shoot and kill a black criminal, but many are dark knighting how it is due to the police being racist.

by BetterForget May 31, 2021

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004

Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin

Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024