matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a name of a guy usually with dirty blonde or brunette hair. He is one of the most sweetest boys you’ll ever meet I’m telling you. He will flip your whole world around just like that, he can sometimes have an attitude but most times he is super funny and you may call him annoying because of the way he talks so much but that’s how matthews are right? Always ready to express themselves. Matthews are very kind, supportive, cute, attractive, and hot. He is usually late for school most days, although that can’t ever stop you from looking at him.

Girl one: damn shit that guys hot?

Girl two: that’s the guy in my class

who’s always late.

Girl one: probably a Matthew.

by Cutest mfff alive February 14, 2022

Matthew Rosenstein

A young child, typically a boy, who is covered in hair from head to toe. Usually struggles to confront his true emotions towards blonde girls.

" Ay, that boy Matthew Rosenstein stays bluffing!"

by Asher Jones February 15, 2022