Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

Line producer

The person on a movie set who literally. Calls the shots
This person keeps the show. Rolling. On time and if they're really good under budget. Helpful Attributes for this job are a loud camp counselor outdoor voice and probably a bullhorn or megaphone wouldn't hurt either!

Line producer to actors and crew on the set:"ok break down scene 15-a we move on! Set up for 33 c interior in 2 hours.we are at lunch break for an hour and a half in 5
4 3 2 1.........

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.

"Bro I gave that girl the Alaskan Pipe Line!"

by dabaybay April 14, 2021

Crink Lines

Wrinkles with a specific sagginess to them. Defined and yet flaccid, a common feature of your local Gimp.

"Did you see Gimp the other day?"
"Yes, he had loads of Crink Lines"

by mr.tinkle June 4, 2021

San Francisco line dance

When two men facing each other jerking the other man off.

I just caught your roommates doing a San Francisco line dance

by Stixxk June 11, 2021

DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.

Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.

by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021

CTA Red Line

A route that is well known for stabbings and robberies and such unpleasant crime.

John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."

by thattransitguy June 13, 2021