fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Goat

Michael Jordan

.^^^ (The Goat)

by locotard November 29, 2022

Goat Princess

a Goat Princess is a person with little to no intellectual ability, but hot damn do they look good.

Yeah, i was going to fire her, but you know, she really is a little Goat Princess if you know what i mean.

by mikoroonii November 30, 2022

goat

a dirty flying cow that has candy cowws.

jimmy did you just see that goat destroy that town with it's candy cows? that just scrwewed bob with it's candy cows, and flied away

by goay456 December 1, 2022

goat

Leonardi

person 2: omg whos that guy he’s such a goat person 1: hes leonardi

by AshZara__ January 4, 2022

Goatness

The experience of something goated

bro that anime was straight goatness

by TrvpstxrrTy January 9, 2022