Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023

Dope Dutch

Going"dope dutch" is similar to a Dutch date, where both parties pay for their own meal, rather than one person paying for everything. Dope Dutch means you have your dope, they have theirs.

Known Dope Chaser: "Let's hang out".
Known Dope Haver: "Sure, we can do that, but we'll be going DOPE DUTCH".
Chaser replies: "Of course, duuuh", but inside they're all "😬😕😔☹️"

by Beth Anne Fetermine February 15, 2023

Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Dutch Strudel

The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.

I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.

by Crumbed December 23, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting in a cpap

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023