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He was being so unproductive and carefree during our class project, so I gave him a piece of my mind and he really shaped up. It was like taking candy from a baby.
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1980s candy apple red paint

1980s candy apple red paint - a classic, deep red color, often associated with Ford (code 'T' or 'M2008') & Mercury in that era, known for its glossy, layered look achieved with a metallic base (like silver) a translucent red "candy" mid-coat, applied in a multi-stage process for depth, with modern kits available for custom projects or restoration, requiring specific reducers &clearcoats for the best finish.

Key Characteristics:

Multi-Stage Process: Real Candy Apple Red isn't one solid color; it involves a metallic or pearl base (often silver) with a transparent red dye layered on top, giving it intense depth & shine as light passes through, reflects off the base, and comes back out.Popularity: While popular since the 50s/60s, it remained a strong choice into the 80s for custom and factory cars, including Ford trucks & Broncos.Ford Color Code: The Ford version often uses code T or M2008 and was used on models like the 1980s Ford Truck & Bronco.
1980s candy apple red paint jobs are a classic choice.

"Candy Apple Red" in the 1980s was a multi-stage process involving a metallic base coat and a translucent red top coat to achieve its distinctive depth and luster. The final result is a vibrant, deeply reflective red finish that changes appearance depending on the light & angle.
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Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer
I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer
by Not any clue December 25, 2025
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Candi

Candi loves hard, very emotional at times. Has a big heart, also very sensitive. She can put up a wall sometimes to protect herself and may seem tough but deep down if you know her you know she’s been hurt in the past. She’s hard working and also loyal to the ones she loves, no doubt about that. Good looks, curvy body, even though most of the time she overlooks. She is humble
Candi is sweet but also sour. If you know you know
by C2222 November 22, 2021
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Candi

A fun loving wild at heart, up for anything kind of chick.

Candi can come across as mature, cautious and down to earth but crack that shell and you unlock her wild side.

Be careful boys and girls as she tends to break hearts. You may think you can keep up and many have tried but few have succeeded.
Have you met Candi?

Candi, the cool fun chick always smiling!
It's time for some Candi ;-)
by Charlie C Rose November 22, 2021
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Candi

Candi can be kind, caring and nurturing but be warned as she has an alter ego that would drop the jaw on your average porn star.

She's hard working, stubborn and tenacious so when she decides she wants something she'll stop at nothing until she gets it.

Be aware Candi does get bored easy so keep things interesting if you want to keep her interest.
Candi loves a challenge.
I had a fun night with Candi.
Candi is a demon
by Charlie C Rose November 23, 2021
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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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