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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Sausage Boost

When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice
Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice
by Cooonr May 31, 2018
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Sausage burn

That lip herpes
What’s that on your lip?”
Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”
by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018
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glossy sausage

Damn Rosie is a glossy sausage
by Beanbag666 June 4, 2018
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Sausage

EGgs, bacon, grits, sausage.
HomeGirl: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN, EGGS BACKN GRITS
Crowd; SAUSAGE
gey guy: imma gay boy but I still take sausage
by Oxi clean June 11, 2018
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gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.
by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023
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BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt
I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage
by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023
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